We interrupt our standard non-service to note that the new MLS franchise holders in Seattle chose to retain the city’s glorious soccer tradition and call their new team “the Sounders.” This means they rejected such previously mooted (is that a word?) possibilities as “Seattle Republic” and “Seattle Alliance,” both of which sounded like the names of left-wing newspapers or gay bathhouses. (“Seattle Cooperative Commonwealth,” “Seattle Monetary Union” and “Seattle Non-Aligned Movement” did not make the finalists’ field.) The move comes after a reported onslaught of pressure from those well-known traditionalists, the fans of the currently extant Seattle Sounders—man, those 25 people must have stayed up nights setting up anonymous Hotmail accounts.
Meanwhile, down in Portland we look forward to our future archrivalry with the Yakima Reds.