Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Can’t be. It’s corrupt. The stadiums are a shambles, the clubs are operated along the same lines as the “neighborhood social clubs” on Mulberry Street and half the big teams got just got nailed for match fixing. Match fixing! The biggest club in the bloody country spent the season in exile. Meanwhile, the fans are killing each other when they’re not chanting neo-Fascist slogans.
England’s got the money and the global audience. Spain wins on style points and sheer fashionability. Germany has the enthusiasm, the grip of beautiful new parks and clubs run with Teutonic efficiency. France—sorry, I did NOT just type that.
And yet: there have been two major international football competitions in the last 12 months (with apologies to the World Clubs Cup), and Serie A won both of them. The league’s all-star team took the World Cup, and now AC Milan owns Europe’s Big Gulp. So if it’s not the best league, which one is? And on what basis?