Courtesy Du Nord (see the blogroll), another reason to love KC Wizards/USA defender Jimmy Conrad in the form of this quote re: his yellow-card offense against reluctant Chelski-ite Didier Drogba:
“So once the sideline play came I actually won the ball and I’m like, ‘You know what? I’m going to hammer him anyway.’ My friends back home will appreciate it. He was all high-fives after he kicks me, but when I kick him he doesn’t want to give me a high-five.”
This guy is so choice!